Few Incidents - Which changed my thinking
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My Golden Grandfather
I met my grandfather after his death. He came in my house as Lizard and he looked so cute.
Then after few days I realized he will be my lifelong companion as his status in heaven is of Criminal.
When in heaven I saw the list of Criminals , I was shocked. The Criminals name had all Business House Chairman, Politicians of the globe.
As granddaughter I felt very bad because my family back in Britain were spending billion of bucks on his funeral and after death ceremonies.
WHAT I DID
I DID SMALL POOJA AT THE GHATS OF HARDWAR ( HOLY TOWN IN INDIA) AND THEN I TOOK THE CHARGE OF LORD BRAHMA AND GODDESS SARASWATI, CHANGED THE LAWS OF HEAVEN FOR GODS THAT GOOD DEEDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED ONLY BY FAMILY.
I TRASFERRED A LOT OF MY GOOD DEEDS TO HIM. TODAY HE IS IN HEAVEN ENJOYING THE LIFE OF KING. HE GOT THE POWER OF KING WITHOUT ANY CRIMINAL RECORD.
IF I AM SO INTELLIGENT HOW CAN I BE UNEDUCATED AS SHOWN BY MY ENEMIES.
AFTER DEATH I WILL TAKE REVENGE FROM MY ENEMIES WHICH INCLUDES MY HUSBAND.
MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN MISTREATING ME AND HAD BEEN MISUING HIS POSITION AGAINST ME . HIS PROSTITUTES HAS BALLS TO LOOK AT ME, TOUCH ME.
BEING PART OF GODS FRATERNITY ONE CAN NOT TAKE REVENGE FROM HUSBAND BECAUSE THEN THE EARTH STOPS REVOLVING, THE LIFE BECOMES LIFELESS.
HOW TO CHANGE HUSBAND ?
Is there solution and I am trying my best to find answer to this question. Divorce is one answer.
Soon To Be Divorced – Goddess Laxmi & Goddess Saraswati
Sounds weird ?? not so weird when I run the heaven.
LOOKING FOR HUSBAND
1. Preferably from Royal family, must be stinking rich, educated, good looking and without criminal record
So if you quality these terms then connect with us. Come and Become the part of GODS Fraternity !
Good Day !
Monday, 18 December 2017
Get Hired By Facebook
So all you guys who are applying for a job at Facebook here's is the guide ( kunji). read & learn before you appear for interview at Facebook.
Q1. Describe the personality of an executive that you would not want to work for again ?
Ans Top 10 business houses of any country are into Child & human trafficking & they supply to politicians of their respective country. So we would never like to work for a person who earned the money by bribing administrative authorities in kind & cash.
Q2. How would build Facebook for blind person.?
Ans By hiring a blind product manager ! technology - Braille & dedicate to Louise Braille !
Q3 If you were in Q&A with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, what would you ask him ? And Why ?
Ans3 " Whats the score" ? Because Facebook is fun social media tool so we are not gonna get into serious discussion,
Q4 Is there anything you hate doing ?
Ans4 Yeah Sitting idle & abusing people in "Hindi" !
Q5. We pride ourselves on a great work -and-home life balance. How much balance would you feel you needed in order to be happy in both the places ?
Ans 5 50:50 ( Britannia Crackers biscuits)
Q6 How would your colleagues describe you ?
Ans6. Hot, Beautiful, intelligent, Sec C ( not the Trigonometry one).
Q7 How do you deal with communicating less than favorable information ?
Ans7 Ask someone else to read it.
Q8. Estimate the no. of airports in US.?
Ans Tell us the no. of state in US so no. of state= no. of airport.
Q9 If you were an animal what kind would you be and why ?
Ans 9 We would be " Lion" the king of jungle ! & want our people to be like rabbit " beautiful & vegetarian" !
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Wednesday, 10 February 2016
Funniest Answers By The Blogger !
Q2. Tell Me Something About Yourself ?
Ans2 " Something" is not in my dictionary.
Q3. Why You Want To Leave Your Current Job ?
Ans3. So That I Can Join You.
Q4. Where Do You See Yourself After 10 Years ?
Ans4. In United States as Billionaire !
Q5. Who Is Your Fav Actor ?
Ans5. You
Q6. If You are driving & your car meets with an accident & in workshop you have to change color of your car what would you say to your parents ?
Ans Change is Color of Life ( Check out KMB's & M uncles Life)
Q7. If You meet GOD What would You Say
Ans End The World. Too Many Bad People. I feel Suffocated.
Q8. What would be the 1st brand name you would like to launch ?
Ans If In India it would be "Free" "Free" "Free" "Free.com" where everything would be paid.
Q9. If you would have to slap one person who that would be & Why ?
Ans Ambanis. Bcoz wastage of money brings gloom.
Q10. Whom You Love The Most & Why ?
Ans Myself bcoz I am The Best.
Q11. When You Get Upset what You Do ?
And I Hog
Q12. Which is the most important thing to carry in personality ?
Ans Ego
Q13 Are You Egoistic
Ans 100%
Q14What Money Cant Buy
Ans Me
Q15 What Money Can Buy
Ans You
Q16 Who Is Your Best Pal
Ans Maa Durga
Q17 Describe Yourself In One Word
Ans Fearless
Q18 Define Scary
Ans A Shady Character
Q 19 Which Place You Belong To ?
Ans Earth
Q20 Why Earth Revolves ?
Ans To Stay In Shape. To Stay Fit.
Q21 Define Love
And Love is brainless just like Indian Movies
Q22 If You have to choose between Lord Shiva & Lord Vishnu, Whom would you choose ?
Ans Pass
Q23. Do You Think You are beautiful ?
Ans That You Have To Tell Me.
Q24. Salman Or Shahrukh
Ans Salman
Q25 Who Is Your Fav Politician ?
Ans Myself, Barack & You !
Q26 Android Or Windows
Ans Satya(M) Sundar(M)
Q27 Handshake Or Namaste
Ans Shake
Q28 Best Compliment You Ever Received ?
Ans I am beauty with brain
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