PRANK – 5
alphabets 1 word - but has changed many
lives or I would say have annoyed many people.
When I was a kid I was a prankster.. I use to get sadistic pleasure in
annoying people especially my elders like my teachers/parents. My parents use
to feel that one day they have to marry their daughter & she has to go to
someone else house…bla bla bla ….so let her enjoy life the way she wants to..
which was quite encouraging as I use to play pranks without any fear. So here
are the lists of pranks
1.
When I was in class VIII - on the eve of Holi I
reached school an hour before the school timing. I took all the colors and had
put on blades of fan so when the teacher came, she asked the class “ why the
fan is switched off ? Monitor please switch on the fan” I got up and switched
on the fan and Madam became colorful….. She stopped teaching and put the whole
glass in ground with hands up J
2.
Class IX – I had not prepared for the weekly
test so I thought what should I do so that the exam gets postponed… Well well..
Lot of thinking ( I wish if I would have thought about study then I would not
have to plan all the crap which I was planning to) so I went to jungle which
was behind my school and searched for itching plant. My friend had told me that
there is an itching plant in the jungle and the moment you touch the plant your
whole body starts itching. I took the plant and put it in my handkerchief & when I reached school during recess I put the
plant inside everyones desk. The moment children got back to their desk and put their hand
inside the desk they started itching and in the few minutes it had spread to
the whole body. Parents were called and the children were given a half day
leave…. Ya ya hooo… I wish I could have captured “yahoooo” the brand and today
I would have been billionaire !! ooppy
3.
BSC1st yr – We had a group of 4 girls and we
never use to allow any outsider to enter our gang…. Close knit group… you guys can't
even imagine how we use to make fun of guys …. For us men were second class
citizen … no where near us ( Didn’t know that one day one man will woo us for
life)…. Well we always use to call the guys to PVR for movie and never use to
turn up ! And it happened with so many guys, so many times that even we had
lost count…. by 3rd year we
were known as “Don’t mess with them” group…. Poor boys….. I still pity them J
4.
AFWWA hostel – My friend Ashi and myself planned
this prank quite well… I switched off the main electricity point and my friend
Ashi started shouting “Snake Snake”…. My warden rushed to the toilet as Ashi
voice was coming from toilet…… he asked his buddy ( the helper ) to switch on
the light.. but since light was off they could not do anything… he ran to his
room, got the torch and he could see some black thing on the rope.. For a
moment even he thought it was a snake and called up Airforce emergency
services…. But the moment he put the light on the black thing he found out that
it was “black lingerie” and he was shocked….. you won't believe guys we had laugh of a lifetime….
I still remember warden - WgCdr Rastogi facial expression !!
5.
One of the organization – I took my colleague
phone, replaced his dads & house number with my number and sent him a text
saying “ Dad is unwell, please come home”. He frantically called home number
and my phone rang… I disconnected his call… he kept calling but I didn’t pick
up… he thought its emergency and that’s the reason family is not picking up the
phone… he told his boss that he has to leave for home and he got half day
leave… next day when he came to office, he was so very upset but then we
treated him for lunch and made him smile….
There are many such incidents in my life but the above are
the most hilarious ones… Now things are different… I feel our role play is defined by the nature… when
we are in school our role play is to study, make friends, innocence, fun… when
we are in college our role play changes, we party, we make
boyfriends/girlfriends, go on a date, enthusiasm, aggression…. When we join work
( corporate life).. We play the role play of serious professional -attitude,
manipulation, politics, ego massaging, handling different characters… so our
role play differs from one phase of life to another phase and it also differs
from relationship we share with people… We have different role play as
daughter, mother, wife, daughter in law, friend, colleague… etc etc.…
Well on this women's day I wanted to share mischievous part
of myself with all my readers.. With straight face there are many emotions
hidden inside and it is visible only to near ones… We women are strong, high
headed and know our potential… Give respect to woman and show that you are
“real man”, “superman” He Man” of our lives!
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