Funniest Answers By The Blogger !

Q1. Are You Married ?

Ans1 Not With You :)

Q2. Tell Me Something About Yourself ?
Ans2 " Something" is not in my dictionary.

Q3. Why You Want To Leave Your Current Job ?
Ans3. So That I Can Join You.

Q4. Where Do You See Yourself After 10 Years ?
Ans4. In United States as Billionaire !

Q5. Who Is Your Fav Actor ?
Ans5. You

Q6. If You are driving & your car meets with an accident & in workshop you have to change color of your car what would you say to your parents ?
Ans Change is Color of Life ( Check out KMB's & M uncles Life)

Q7. If You meet GOD What would You Say
Ans End The World. Too Many Bad People. I feel Suffocated.

Q8. What would be the 1st brand name you would like to launch ?
Ans If In India it would be "Free" "Free" "Free" "Free.com" where everything would be paid.

Q9. If you would have to slap one person who that would be & Why ?
Ans Ambanis. Bcoz wastage of money brings gloom.

Q10. Whom You Love The Most & Why ?
Ans Myself bcoz I am The Best.

Q11. When You Get Upset what You Do ?
And I Hog

Q12. Which is the most important thing to carry in personality ?
Ans Ego

Q13 Are You Egoistic
Ans 100%

Q14What Money Cant Buy
Ans Me

Q15 What Money Can Buy
Ans You

Q16 Who Is Your Best Pal 
Ans Maa Durga

Q17 Describe Yourself In One Word
Ans Fearless

Q18 Define Scary
Ans A Shady Character

Q 19 Which Place You Belong To ?
Ans Earth

Q20 Why Earth Revolves ?
Ans To Stay In Shape. To Stay Fit.

Q21 Define Love
And Love is brainless just like Indian Movies

Q22 If You have to choose between Lord Shiva & Lord Vishnu, Whom would you choose ?
Ans Pass

Q23. Do You Think You are beautiful ?
Ans  That You Have To Tell Me.

Q24. Salman Or Shahrukh
Ans Salman

Q25 Who Is Your Fav Politician ?
Ans Myself, Barack & You !

Q26 Android Or Windows
Ans Satya(M) Sundar(M)

Q27 Handshake Or Namaste
Ans Shake 

Q28 Best Compliment You Ever Received ?
Ans I am  beauty with brain

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